it has beard fleas

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As I stared happily at myself I hugged the goblin to thank him when I started to itch all over and looked at his long green beard and discovered FLEAS

FLEAS FLEAS ALL OVER MY FRAEKING BODY AAAAAHHHH

I scratched and scratched the shit out of me I felt so ITCHY I regreted doing that

I looked at his fingers and trembled in fear

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