GHOST ▶ {larry mpreg}

↬ introduction ↫

SHORT| GRAMMER-LESS|STUPID

02:29AM

sooo...

hi?

um yeah seems like y'all really want this so let us begin!

here is a small introduction to new readers and also current readers of what you should expect to find in this third and final book.

it will all be in lower case with terrible grammar and punctuation.

reasons for this are:

  ➤   i will be deleting this later (or editing it later on)

  ➤ it's 2AM

 ➤  i don't give two flying fucks

  ➤ and its cute?? idfk

ANYWAYS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN (plus any other preferences)  LETS GET TO THE FACTS-

so we got harry styles here, harry is married to someone similar to the looks of chris brown. i was thinking of people who deserve hate and chris has done some fucked up things ngl so he is a great person for this role.

then we have their adopted daughter, she is a representation of harry and doesn't look like chris at all - the reason will unfold as the story develops.

louis is a ghost. no he wont come back to life and fuck harry until the poor boy permanently scars his ass so stop requesting that. 

one thing i want to make clear in this book is :

DON'T QUESTION ANYTHING IN THIS STUPID BOOK

you see, i'm not a professional at ghosts and i don't really want to research about it because i'm a pussy and i get scared of everything. that's why i'm making this clear; don't say i'm wrong because chances are my stories won't be accurate. so don't say 'ghosts don't have feelings' or 'ghosts can't physically have rough sex with humans'- ok? ok.

this is an extremely brief introduction as i want the rest of the book to be filled with surprises and mysteries.

and because of that, i'm leaving now~ 

lmao bye bitches i love y'all to the moons and back yo ♥

(p.s. there will be a lot of aesthetical bullshit hope you don't mind)