This is something weird i wrote in a history class once ... I don't really know what i was thinking :D
Once upon a time there was a potato named Moses., He was 3 days old. He lived out on a large field, with his entire family. His mother's name was Mum Kate, his Father’s name was Genesis, his sisters name was Sur and the his brother’s name was Banana.
One day when little brother banana was out and play he disappeared. Mother Kate looked everywhere, but small banana was gone.
"Oh, I'm so miserable," groaned the mother Kate. Moses did not like that his mother was crying, so he went out to find brother Banana. Moses jumped and jumped, but he was stuck by the roots, what should he do?
Eventually Moses was very tired, he was so tired that he fell asleep in the middle of the field.
He woke up when the ground began to shake.
"BUM BUM BUM"
Moses jumped as fast as he could, away from what was coming towards him.
But unfortunate Moses was still hanging onto the roots, so he could not get anywhere.
The thing that was coming towards him, was the big scary farmer.
He picked up Moses and brought him back to his house. Then at dinnertime he cooked Moses and ate him..
But before Moses was eaten he was reunited with his brother, because he had also been cooked by the big scary farmer .
The end :D
