Baby Naruto

2

-Itachi's POV-

"I'm not sure..." I say truthfully.

He pouts.

"For now... Why don't you pretend to be a kid and just in case the Akatsuki realise you're the Kyuubi Jinchuriki then just make them believe you lost memories." I say.

Naruto freezes.

"Wai' I g'tta mee' dem?!" He asks with fear on his face. Wait I gotta meet them?!

"I think it's for the best. So you can roam around." I say.

"Noooooo dey scw'ry!" Naruto winces and crawls under my bed sheets in a hurry. Noooooo they scary!

I nearly cooed. Nearly!

"They aren't that bad. I doubt they'll kill a child much less a baby." I say.

He seems reluctant at first but slowly comes out from under the blanket and nods.

"let's go to pein first" I suggest.

He continues to pout as I pick him up.

I knock on the leaders door and I hear a faint 'come in'.

"Itachi, what did you need?" Pein asks.

He then notices Naruto.

"Kyuubi Jinchuriki?!" He asks with surprise in his voice.

Naruto starts to shake in his presence and clings onto me.

"He's lost his memory." I say, hinting for him to play along.

Naruto looks at me then smirks.

I mentally groan. What's he thinking of now?

"Daddy... Who's dat?" He asks and points a finger at pein.

I twitch slightly, not enough for pein to notice but enough for Naruto to notice.

I can hear him grinning now...

What the hell is he thinking?!

Out of all things, uncle, brother, cousin, he just had to choose 'Daddy'!

"I see what you mean... Well, we can't extract any type of beast from him right now anyways. So, Itachi, he is under your care from now on. Just make sure he doesn't do anything stupid." Pein sighs.

I nod.

"Go and introduce him to the other Akatsuki's." He then says.

"Hai." I say and walk out.

As soon as I was out of hearing range I look down at Naruto.

"You~" I manage to say.

"Wha' 'rong daddy?" He asks.

"Argh fine whatever." I sigh.

He giggles. Fricking giggles!

I notice everyone was in the living room right now and decided now was the best time to introduce them to Naruto.

I open the door and everyone looks at me. Then notices Naruto.

"Itachi... Did you get laid?" Deidara asks.

"No." I say.

Naruto snickers quietly, only I could hear.

"Who's kid is that?" Kisame asks.

Samehada behind his back rolled onto the floor and comes closer to Naruto.

Oh god... He's going to get his chakra.