ωє'яє fαℓℓιиg тσ ριє¢єѕ [Our Dark Realm Trilogy] (Harry Potter/Adventure Time)

I'm Just Your Problem

ωє'яє fαℓℓιиg тσ ριє¢єѕ is a new "project", I guess you could say. It's a Harry Potter & Adventure Time one. But, it's more [-just only-] Marshall Lee then Adventure Time itself. It's ironic vampires exsist in the magical world, hm?

[12:00 A.M. Friday, June 27th / Saturday, June 28th > 28th Fell asleep from 4:00 A.M. ~ 3:00 P.M. > Upside-down the whole time.] Just wanted to clear that up.

Well. Oh, yeah. Some of my grammar might be crap because I am typing all of this upside down. It was a dare...to see how long I could stay like this before passing out. Ten seconds in, I'm bored as fuck. Got a friend to get me Barricade (my laptop's name), and here I am with them watching over me. They may type things from time to time with random ANs. You've been warned.

And, blood is supossed to rush to your head, right? Well, call me a dumbass, but it doesn't for me. It goes to my legs. They say-AKFASFH;-THE FUCK!!

Hahaha! Sorry, Mar-Mar! (Her nickname. After Marshall Lee xD) But, it's true! Her face gets as white as the white page behind these words.

Yep! And, we're only not using numbers and shit because Mr.Lee here will freak. He haaates that. xD ...Hypocrite...

Oh...FUCK OFF, YOU DICKHEADS! Anyway, those were Thing #1 and Thing #2. Don't pay attetion to them. :P They don't need any more of that-

Oh, speak for yourself, vampie~!

STOP TAKING DAMN BARRICADE!! I SWEAR I WILL casterate them one day...with a pencil in their eye sockets...

Well! OW-TINGLING AND PRICKLY LEGS AND FEET! CASTERATE THEM FOR ME!! But, really, OW LIKE A FUCKING BITCH!...Ugh... Murder me...cry for me, scream for me. PLEASE. Do SOMETHING.

I'm not sure how many books I'll be doing for this... But, I do know I will have three books for now. I'll edit it later.

Ugh....chapter 1 of We're Falling to Pieces. AKA, ωє'яє fαℓℓιиg тσ ριє¢єѕ.

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Marshall Lee's POV

I yawned, scratching the back of my head.

I didn't get why I was so tired. Like, really... I got enough sleep. I feel so...drained.

'Maybe I just need some damn food...' I thought to myself, grabbing my guitar and going downstairs.

I went to the fridge and brought out some apples before grabbing my hat and putting it on, going outside.

I sighed at I floated above the porch. I stared at the red apple.

"This sucks..." I murmured, eating away the red.

I finished the other two apples and threw them in the trashcan.

"Eh. Let's see what Fionna's doing... I'm sure I can get more awake around her." I thought aloud.

I got up before taking my time to get to the treehouse. There wasn't a reason to rush. Plus, I just don't feel like it...

...Later...

I knocked on the door, waiting.

'I feel like I'm about to pass out...'

Right after that thought, black dots began to come into my vision. I squinted just as Cake opened the door.

"Shit..." I whispered, as quietly as possible. I quickly relaxed my face.