my life with the slashers

not so good morning

This is how my mornings are
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Star:*sleeping peacefully*.....*BANG*
Star ingnors the bang......*Yelling* star ignors the yelling.........*crying* star ignors the crying.......*someone shouts stars name* star grunt but lazily get up, she gose down the stairs, enters the kitchen and....the kitchen is a mess as if a tornado has came, star looks around and sees Jason, Leatherface, Pennywise (the old version on pennywise) and freddy,
Star asks them "who called and why?" Penny answers "star..... Jason and-" "freddy are fighting because freddy keeps teasing jason about his looks" star cuts of penny and he nodds, star sighs and................."im going back to sleep, oh and joson clean up the kitchen while you freddy help jason, AND IF i hear one more sound BEFORE breakfast i am personally GOING TO RIP OUT THAT PERSONS EYES and SHOVE THEM DOWN THAT PERSONS THROAT SO THAT HE CAN SEE MY DAGGERS RIP THEM OPEN, UNDERSOOD?!" Both freddy and jason become pale and nod, star turns around to leave and sees all the slashers looking at her "what?" Star asks while they continue staring at her "whatever i will go back to bed" star goes back to bed peacefully and when breakfast is ready every thing is back to normal, and when i say normal in the slasher mansion i mean chaotic couse hey they are psychopaths.
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