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You didn't really enjoy PLAYING football, although you loved watching the sport. Even though you disliked playing, the lads would often force you to play with them - get your mind outta the gutter you Jesus needing hoes.
"Crossbar challenge, go!" I threw a ball towards Lux, making his face turn to one of sheer horror. He kicked the ball and it ricocheted off of the metal bar on top of the goal, making us all squeal.
"Gang gang." He chuckled, dancing to the camera.
"I'm not putting music over that, ya sado." Was all you said before pushing him out of the frame and starting your intro.
