Erikleen One Shots

The Annoying Reason: Part 1 of 2

Colleen was a spoiled rich girl, but she had some poor in her. When she was about 10-13 her family was poor. Her Dad and Mom tried making a business of off selling "Adult Toys" which Colleen didn't understand why adults needed Toys. They weren't kids. She thought kids should be able to play with Adult Toys. But at that age, she didn't know what Adult were. One time Colleen went into a Adult Toys section. She started playing with them. She found these weird packets of things looked like sugar packets. She took it out and slid her fingers through it. It extended. It got bigger and bigger and bigger. She had thought to herself "How big do they make these things."

She thought to herself again. "I can hold my balls in here. I have big balls. Footballs, Basketballs, and Tennis balls. Once her mother saw her with a condom. She took it out of her and told her husband she won't be needing this till she married. Jesus will protect her bits and pieces. Colleen just thought of that memory. Colleen is 22 now, and she is looking for someone for her. She went out on a date with a guy named Nate. They went to a baseball game out together, but he ended up making out with Mexican Janitor. Colleen was furious with the guy. He was drunk so she dragged him to a chapel, Married him divorced the next week for half his money. Then she burned it right in his face, then made out with his dad. Lesson learned for all. Never cheat on the feminists.
Another time she went out on a date with a guy named Chad. Chad was nice and all, but his name was Chad. Every guys whose name is Chad is just boring. She doesn't know why. It was boring. Just ya.

When Colleen came home from college, Momma Gwen was waiting for her. But Colleen could legally drink now, so guess where she was going. The bar. She didn't know what bar to go too. Hooters, the knock off bar of Hooters: Boobers, Strip joint, or the Holy Catholic Church. Momma Gwen would make sure Colleen would be at that Holy Catholic Church of the Lord Jesus Christ. Colleen went to Hooters. It was a bar for Men, but she still didn't know why. When she got their, naked chicks were all over the place. She glanced over at this guy. He was talking to this other guy. She went over to him. His name was Eric. He seemed like Colleen. But there was only one question that Colleen just had to ask because she didn't know: Is He Gay or Not?