A single person walking in the Forest minding his own business until.
Some guy: hey!
???: what?
Some guy: whats you're name?
Takashi: Takashi
Some guy: will my name i-
Takashi: look dude I don't care wantever you're selling so just go away bloodsucker.
Some guy: how did you...DIE!!!
The Vampire then precedes to lunch at Takashi. But to the vampire's surprise and horror disappeared then reappear in front of him punching him were his heart would be. sending the vamp backwards.
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Vamp: you think that would kill me. You pathetic human!
Takashi: check yourself.
The vampire tilting his head sideways confusion and then he felt something where the human punched him. He look down to see a paper bomb was attached wear the human punch him. He then locked up see the human walking away and the same time swearing he could hear and singing.
Vamp: you son of a- (BOOM)
Takashi: cool guys don't look at explosions they blow things up because-
???: that was disappointing.
Takashi: yeah it was.
???: Hey partner?
Takashi: hmm.
???: You know the leaders of this territory know you're here right.
Takashi: yep. To be honest with you they're not that scary.
