Chapter four

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Midoriya: Hi !!! is anyone on ?

Todoroki: I am.

Kirishima: I'm here

Bakugou: I'm here too for some fucking reason

Uraraka: I'm here too Deku-kun !

Jiro: Just pretend I don't exist

Midoriya: So I just realized we can change names OwO

Uraraka: What do you mean ?

Midoriya changed Uraraka's name
To Uravity

Midoriya: That's what I meant.

Uravity: Oh that's so cool !

Todoroki changed Midoriya's name to cute fluffy hair

Cute fluffy hair: .-.

Todoroki: Your hair is the fluffiest thing on earth and is one of the only things keeping me alive

Cute fluffy hair: Thank you ?

Bakugou changed Todoroki's name to gay

Gay: I have no objections.

Jiro changed their name to death

Death: I'm embracing the whole emo thing.

Gay: I guess I'm embracing the gay now ????

Kirishima changed Bakugou's name to angry chihuahua

Angry chihuahua: WTF KIRISHIMA

Kirishima: Now whenever you're mad I'll just imagine a chihuahua barking at me

Death: Lmao I'm dead

Gay: No you're death

Death: and you're gay

Gay: correct

Death: wait what

Gay:

Gay: understandable have a good day

Uravity: What the cr*p is this chat ?

Angry chihuahua: Did you just censor crap?

Uravity: maybe

Death changed Uravity's name to pure smol bean

Pure smol bean: I'm pure?

Death: You're the purest out of all of us. We're all just sinners.

Gay: What about "cute fluffy hair" ?

Death: Pure but not pure enough

Gay: FIGHT ME

Cute fluffy hair: Did Todoroki just turn into Bakugou ?

Gay: I won't let her insult the purest bean like this !!!!!

Death: Uraraka is the smolest purest bean !!!

Kirishima: GUYS

death: ?

Gay: ?

Cute fluffy hair: ?

Angry chihuahua: ?

Pure smol bean: ?

Kirishima: Koda is obviously the purest smol bean on earth.

Death: oh yeah that's true

Cute fluffy hair: can't argue with that.

Gay: Not false

Pure smol bean: I agree !

Angry chihuahua:

Angry chihuahua: why the fuck am I still here ?

Cute fluffy hair: KACCHAN ! DON'T CURSE ! IT'S BAD !

Pure smol bean: HE'S RIGHT ! IT'S BAD !

Death: honestly they're both too cute

Gay: Agreed. I'm eating pop corn because this is quite entertaining.

Death: I kinda ship them.

Gay: N O

Gay: M I N E

Death 0-O

Cute fluffy hair: ????

Pure smol bean: ......

Gay:

Gay: Understandable have a good day

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