DEDESUKA (King Dedede X Escargon/Escargoon)

He's Okay With Me

Escargon's POV

So here's the thing...
Dedede has been driving me crazy. He punishes me for pretty much just doing nothing.
He hits me because he enjoys causing pain to other things... especially to me.
I'm his personal punching bag, and honestly I don't mind it that much.
I mean, yeah, it hurts like Devil Dedede, but I love Dedede... so I think I can handle it for him.
Plus, if I upset him, he will do worse than hit me.
Better not upset him, or I will face him and his bedroom. I know when I have gone too far because if I hurt him too bad or say something he doesn't like, he will usually either slam me up against something and start...doing things.... or he will just let all his anger out on me, and hurt me really bad. I have to say I prefer the first option. Not because of the actual punishment, but because of the way that Dedede does the thing he does... ah... at first it's painful, but then after a while, I get used to the pain and just relax.
Rarely, he would bring me into his bedroom to snuggle... he has nightmares sometimes, okay! We all do!
Anyway, he was scared and needed a cuddle buddy. We always snuggle so close. Especially when he has super scary or bad nightmares! So, I was glad to be the "plushy toy" he slept with at night. What, snails are squishy, okay!
We have a love/hate relationship, it seems. It's more like Dedede hates me, and I love Dedede and would do anything for him, no matter what. But, sometimes it would be the other way around. That pretty much never happens, but it has in the past.
I sleep with my Dedede plushy EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! I can't sleep without it.
Well, unles I have the actual Dedede sleeping with me. When that happens, I am happier than Kirby eating food! Yes, that happy!
Dedede.....oh how I love thee... I LOVE YOU DEDEDE!!!!