Aggretsuko : Haidaway

The One Night.. Oh Man

  Mr. Ton stopped all chattering. "Kabae, Haida get back to work!" He let Tsunoda down gently. " Please get back to work Tsunoda." The pleasantries that man gives a pretty face will come back to bite him in the ass.

"Yes sir." I grumbled. I didn't want rumors to fly. I buried my face like Robot mode Retsuko was counting the time until work ended. 

  Making my way to the elevator. Everyone poured into the lift. I patiently waited for my friends. Custodians began their shift and passed me in the hallway. The last of the people left and it seems they both successfully avoided me.

  I started on my path for home. The temptations of the bar beckoned me. I realize this is what causes me to end up in the hospital. Life would suck if I didn't succumb to the risk.

I leaned into the bar and signalled the bartender. She was an attractive mountain lion with a carefree attitude. She intentionally had a few buttons loose to show off that sex appeal. "Hey handsome. What can I get you?"

" A big ol beer off the tap will do nicely. " I fearlessly demanded.

She flirtatious  grinned."Coming right up."

She set my prize before me and leaned forward. "Say what is a good looking business man like yourself, drinking your sorrows away here."

  Gulping down my first mug. My face flushed. " Well. The girl I like told me she and I can't date yet. On top of that I guess my other female friend's feelings got hurt because  we didn't acknowledge her. Why are you drowning your sorrows?" I chuckled. She the bartender that's why it's funny.

The Mountain lion tender got a kick out of it. " Just making some quick cash before I jump on the next train out and start a new adventure." She passed me another mug. Down the hatch.

Another one down. "Free spirited I like that in a woman. The ladies I know are to either blackmailing me, gossiping about me, or avoiding me." I sound like a stalker.

"You sound like you could use a friend." She refilled the beverage willingly. I did not disagree. "Your girl what's her name."

"Reee-sasuke?" The intoxication of the brew consumed my judgement. I saw a guy who looked like that wierd little dude from sales. With his bland face and stupid coffee. "Hey goh!" I couldn't formulate that word.

Redirecting me towards the bar again she helped evade a fight by distracting me." Hey bud, I will keep serving you if you can wait until I get off of work in an hour." She handed me a business card with her number.

Drunk me was okay with this. The me the next day will not be. The hour passed and she properly introduced herself.

"My name is Koko." She touched my leg inching more and more. 

My seventh mug aided in the short term memory loss. My natural instincts took over. Everything phased from night to day in the instant.

I woke up in my birthday suit laying on my stomach. The aroma of peaches woke me. My apartment didn't smell this girly. Sticking my head out from under the covers I saw clothes scattered all over the floor. A orange bedspread with a sort of argyle pattern.

I think I had a one night stand with that bartender Koko last night. Dazed and dry mouth. A sensation I hadn't had in a while. When any attempt was made go get up I felt heavy on my chest. When I move the covers to see what it was.
I found myself in a drunken conundrum.

Ok.... Breathe. It's not as bad as it looks. HOW CAN I explain why RETSUKO is in top of me. In her bed. In her apartment.

NAKED! MORTIFIED!

dead.