Nine Percent One Shot

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"Lin Yan Jun, you're so cold."

"Jiang Mei Na, I was born this way."

"Wow. Your first time saying more than 5 words which is not salty to me."

"Funny."

"Okay. Back to main point, you shouldn't reply that way. It is supposed to be a pick-up line. Your coldness sends me a shiver of your handsomeness that freeze my heartbeat for you."

"Means you're dying. Good for you."

"Ishhh!!!" She slaps his arms but he holds both of her hands before she do so. 

"Don't be so violent. I get your pick-up line. I really appreciate it that you're dying for me. I know I am very handsome." He lets go her hands.

"You need to have some self awareness. You need a mirror. You're not that handsome."

"Because my handsomeness already overload that kills you. Thanks for the praise." He walks home. She rolls her eyes and lazy to fight back with him.