Body Count: A Horror Comedy

Chapter 5

The Sneezer put on his newly acquired duck mask on and smiled. He knows he looked extra scary with it on. His next victim was the stoner guy; he followed him, and realized he was going off to smoke right now. Deciding to follow him, he followed him in his ice cream truck. 

Again he turned on the truck and the jingles turned on. 

"For the love of god"! 

"Why does this always happen when I'm stalking someone'... 

The stoner did not notice him, and that was a good thing. The Sneezer kept following him close behind, when all of a sudden the stoner stopped. The stoner entered the forest area and he followed close behind him, in order to keep protesters away, he put a sign up

*We now sell human meat, freshly made* 

After he put the sign up, he dashed to try and catch up to the stoner. He almost reached him, when all of a sudden he tripped and fell down a small hill. 

"Why does it always happen to me...?

The Sneezer muttered to himself. This job is to much sometimes... I don't get paid enough! Wait, I don't get paid at all... Shit!

When he finally reached the stoner, he realized that he was already smoking. The Sneezer slowly went up behind him and was about to put him in the garbage can, when all of a sudden he said,

"I can see you behind me, nearly duck man! 

"Your covers blown, want to smoke"? 

The Sneezer looked at him curiously, he was supposed to kill him, and he wants him to smoke... 

He looked at him and sat down next to him. Grabbing the bong from him, The Sneezer inhaled for the first time in his life. It hit him instantly; he was high instantly off of the second hit.

When The Sneezer was finished. He places the bong down and stuffed the stoner into a garbage bag. He walked out of the forest with the bag over his shoulder. He went to cross the street but in his high state. He walked right in front of a car.

The car hit him and he went flying in the air. The garbage back sprawled on the side; he fell hard on the ground. He got up and brushed himself off again, when all of a sudden his ice cream truck hit him.

He looked at who was stealing his truck and he realised, those damn protesters had it! They spray painted it and are now stealing it. He grabbed the garbage bag and threw it in a nearby dumpster. He walked off into the distance.

The Sneezer wanted to find his next victim, he vowed to. While he walked, he slipped again and cursed...