Starlord Remus? Remus? Remus? Remus? Remus? Remus? Remus? Remus? Remus? Remus? Remus? Remus?
Mr.moon WHAT
Starlord I missed you.....
Mr.moon you know what, me too. I really enjoy talking to you.
Starlord awwwww, me too
Mr.moon ugh
Starlord what?
Mr.moon Mufasa's annoying me
Starlord how so?
Mr.moon he can't decide if he wants to be inside the house or outside so he's standing half and half. And of course he wont move so I have to keep the door open and its flipping cold! Ugh
Starlord get a doggie door
Mr.moon umm. I have a great dane, an alaskan malamute and a german shepherd. I would need a doggie door the size of the regular door
Starlord you're exaggerating
Mr.moon well hello, Captain Obvious
Starlord shut up
5 minutes later
Starlord remus?
4 minutes later
Starlord I DIDN'T MEAN ACTUALLY SHUT UP YOU CRAP WEASEL!
Mr.moon how was I supposed to know?
Starlord you're killing me, smalls
Mr.moon thank you for that reference
Starlord im so glad you got that.
Mr.moon well, i don't live under a rock, believe it or not
Starlord you physically can't live under a rock with all that dog
Mr.moon it could be a big rock!
Starlord you're not helping yourself, honey
Mr.moon I just realized that
Mr.moon im so sorry to cut this conversation short but Lily just came to pick me up for our weekly record store shopping experience.
Starlord thats okay.
Mr.moon bye
Starlord bye, honey
Remus smiled down at his phone.
"Whatcha smiling at?"Said a voice close to Remus.
He jumped so high he dropped his phone.
"Good story?" She guessed
Blushing as he picked to up, he said
"Why did you scare me like that?!"
"Because its funny!" Lily exclaimed, casually playing with her car keys.
"I have to grab my sunglasses, then we can leave." He said, jogging to the stairs of their small flat.
Remus then made a HUGE mistake.
He left his phone on the table.
And Lily knew his password.
"Internet best friend website? Remus has an ibf! Oooooh this is good stuff. Thats why he was smiling at his phone. Wow. This is like the beginning of a romance novel with dogs!" She thought.
Then, she heard footsteps coming down the stairs. Quickly, Lily put Remus's phone back on the table.
"Lets go." He said, putting on his sunglasses.
Remus grabbed his phone on the way out."He's amazing and funny and smart and witty and interesting and sweet and amazing and awesome." Sirius blabbed.
James and Peter gave each other the 'someone shut him up or so help me' look.
"Dude, you've told us this at least 50 times, in the past two minutes!" James said, frustrated.
Peter started to bang his head on the wall of James's bedroom.
"I just can't stop thinking about him!" Sirius yelled, flopping down on James's bed.
"Boys! Dinner!" Mrs Potter called up the stairs.
"Coming!" The three boys said in unison.
Peter had to go home shortly after dinner, but Sirius slept over, like he usually did. He hated his homophobic, racist, sexist family.
James pretended to fall asleep really early to stop Sirius from continuing to daydream about his new 'friend'A/N
Hey! I know I said that I would upload once a week, but I wanted to get up two chapters before I create another story. My updating schedule will stay the same. (When I was younger I wrote 27 stories at once.) I hope that this addition to the story is still interesting. If not, please let me know and I will do something differently. Welp, bye for now!
~Brynlee
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Fanfiction❝︎i want to meet you, and eat onion rings.❞︎ COMPLETE Remus always wanted an internet best friend. Sirius found a website to get internet friends. He decided to screw it and try. Remus was overjoyed when he got a friend over the website. Sirius fell...