Prick

Five

Autocorrect hates me so is you see deli it's actually Deku

Katsuki could believe anything after that day at the gym. He second guessed everything as a dream and took nothing seriously. He mustve been dreaming. That guy from the bar was there. The horny Deku and he fucking was swallowed by shadows and disappeared. What the fuuuuck???

Right now wasn't the best situation. If Katsuki really was dreaming this whole time, he was about to have a nightmare.

He was currently wandering the woods with Kirishima and Kaminari, Tetsutetsu currently busy with work. It was getting dark. They were lost, cold, hungry, and Kaminari was about to shit himself. Oh but the best part? The best fucking part was Deku.

Shitty fucking horny ass Deku who just had to be walking through the woods at this time of night in nothing but a robe, carrying a bucket of soaps and a towel. Everyone froze as soon as we saw him. He stared back silently before his eyes met mine and he smiled.

"Hello! What are you three doing out here at this time of night?" Deku asked as he cocked his head to the side. "Don't you know there's a demon in these woods?"

"DEMON?" Kaminari exclaimed in a pitch higher than his usual tone before he ckeared his throat. "u-uh I mean. Of course.. we knew. Uh, why are you in a robe?"

Deku tilted his head curiously before he goanced down at himself. "I'm on my way to the hot springs."

"There's a hot springs in this forest?" Kirishima asked.

Deku nodded. "well, not for the public. As far as I know, only five others know where it's at. My parents and my.." he furrowed his eyebrows. "I don't know what to call them in English.." He mumbled softly moreso to himself before he shrugged. "Anyways, I'm gonna get going. Bye~!"

"WAIT!" Kirishima and Kaminari both exclaimed suddenly causing Deku to jump. "Could you tell us how to get out of these woods before you go?"

Deku tilted his head. "out? It's too dark for that. Plus your too deep in the woods. You'll probably get even more lost." He replied, beckoning the trio to follow him. "I can lead you guys out in the morning. You can sleep at my place tonight if you want."

"Yes please!" Kaminari replied before he paused. "are you seriously inviting three strangers to spend the night with you?"

"S'not like I don't do that every other night. Right, Kacchan~?" Deku's eyes drifted to rest on Katsuki's face, a impish smirk tugging at his features. Katsuki growled audibly as the other two stared in confusion.

"Kacchan?"

"I will murder you if you don't shut your fucking mouths." Katsuki turned his glare on to his two comrades who began to giggle at the name.

Deku hummed in amusement and continued walking, the trio having no choice but to follow. "You fucked him?" Kirishima asked in a hushed whisper.

"Or did he fu-" Kaminari began and was quickly silenced by a sharp punch to his chest. He wheezed and leaned against the red head, clutching his chest.

"Isn't he the bar owner?" Kirishima asked, ignoring his dramatic friend.

"Yes."

"So that night at the bar when the purple haired guy drive us home?"

"Yes."

"Purple hair? Oh! Do you mean Shinsou?" Deku looked over his shoulder curiously.

"Yeah. You know him?" Kaminari asked, recovering a bit from Katsuki's assault.

"Yeah, he's one of my house mates!" Deku smiled brightly as he pushed a branch aside to reveal a clearing filled with stones and steaming water. "this is the hot springs" he announced, stepping into the bright moonlight that turned his milky skin a light blue color. "anyone gonna join me?" He asked, already shrugging off his robe, leaving the three to get an eye full if his thicc ass as he eased himself into the steamy water.

Kaminari was staring with an open mind as Kirishima turned to stare at Katsuki who was once again, jeot in a trance from just staring at the green haired male.

"You fucked THAT." He whispered softly in disbelief. Katsuki nodded slowly. "and?" Kirishima asked.

"Tight. Warm. And sexy. Something you'll never experienced." He said the last part as a tease as he pulled off his shirt. He may have hated the little whore Deku but he wasn't gonna pass up on a free hot spring. Once he was naked, he stuck his foot in the water, ready to climb in only to recoil from the burning temperature. It was basically boiling!

Katsuki glanced at Deku who watched him in amusement. "too hot?" He teased, relaxing in the water like it was only lukewarm. He didn't even seem to be sweating. Katsuki gritted his teeth, sticking the make the bird before he began to climb in. The water temperature seemed to have dropped now because he was freezing, sitting in the water, shivering like he was in an ice bath.

He goanced at Deku, glaring at his smug, amused expression. He was messing with him and he knew it. Just, how?

Deku blew him a kiss, the temperature hearing back up again slowly as the other two started to climb in. Deku looked over and gave a wolf whistle, winking at Kirishima. "I think the temperature rise a few degrees as soon as you took your shirt off." He flirted casually like he was making small talk.

It shouldn't have, but Deli flirting with someone else other than him made Katsuki's blood boil with rage.

Just wait till he met the other three.