Hazel can't

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So the other day I was in the car leaving the cinema where we'd just watched TFIOS. My friend was crying, and wailed 'I CAN'T BREATHE!' Without thinking, I responded with, 'Nor can Hazel.'

There is a special place in hell for people like me.

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