Daisy's POV
We were all just sitting in the office waiting for some actual work to do. It had been a week and the fans loved me. I was just scrolling through Twitter, looking at fan art, when Damien tapped me on the shoulder. "It's time to start our live show, you ready?" I nodded and followed him to the recording studio.
Mari, Amra , Wes, Josh, Boze, and Matt were all there and ready. David however was nowhere to be seen. (When I forgot David's name for a sec and almost put down Tyler, the name of his son 😂). ( oh if you didn't know, you untrue fan (😂) Amra=flitz, Matt=Sokinky, josh=joven, David=lasercorn) (anywhoo)
"Where is David?"
"Went home sick, wasn't feeling too great after the giant bacon festival we had this morning, guess he over ate."
"When will the giant man child learn?"
"No clue." We laughed.
"What're you two love birds talking about?" I lip read as Mari came over.
"David being an idiot"
"Do some random train of signs to confuse her, and I'll play along"
"Okay..."
"What'd she say Damien?" I watch as he tells her to hold on a sec and looks over to me.
" my mother's favorite color in the whole world is purple, and sometimes blue, grey, green, or brown. She also likes yellow suns that taunt the moon like an asshole, she also loves assholes. Man my mother is a wonderful lady, takes after my grandma, my grandma loves balls, big juicy balls the size of a grape fruit."
Damien was laughing his ass off and Mari was so confused.
"What color were her favorite balls?"
"Oh, she loved blue balls, Ice-y blue balls, then she loved to turn them red hot by sucking them while chugging hot sauce. My grandma is a very talented person you know. Do you like making blue balls, firey hot? Like flaming hot Cheetos? Like a burning orphanage?"
Damien told her to nod, she obliged and we started laughing our asses off. Best part is that they started the stream while that was happening and got the whole event on video. Later in the stream after we stopped dying we explained what just happened and Mari slumped over in embarrassment.
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FanfictionDaisy is a top notch actress whose deaf. She is soon recruited for smosh and the most loved of the smosh members. When her interpreter Damien Haas gets a thing for her.
