"일"
"Who wants to date me?!"
People looked at Somi with either confused faces and disgusted reaction. She nervously laughed and quietly apologized.
Along the way, his laugh was heard. It angered her. She approached him with a bitch face.
"You are such an ass." She crossed her arms.
"At least I have one."
He groaned in pain, She took her hand off his ear.
"You pinch so painfully!" He whined.
"Shut up, hoe."
"My name's Jimin." Stating the obvious.
"I know Mr. Obvious." I rolled my eyes.
"Seriously when will you call me by my real name?"
"If you become my boyfriend."
"Then can I-"
"No, dickhead."
He groaned. They started walking around the mall, finding places that are interesting. Both of them were thinking of words to start a conversation.
"Help me get a boyfriend."
He scoffed.
"As if. It's not like anyone would want to be-"
I put my hand over his mouth.
"Alright smarty pants! That's enough!"
Somi crossed my arms and pouted.
"I just don't wanna be alone anymore."
Jimin's jaw dropped. He was triggered.
"That's offensive! Then what am I here for?"
"My extra friend." Somi teased
Jimin walked away, he puffed. She immediately ran after him.
"Hey, I was kidding you idiot!"
He turned back, he crossed his arms waiting for an explanation.
"You're my best friend you stupid door."
He smiled cheekily, he squealed a little and hugged Somi.
"Oh my god, get off."
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"Please~"
The whole five minutes was filled with Somi's rants and complains. Jimin was getting a bit irritated with this action.
"Somi, I am not helping you getting a boyfriend. You're even lucky I stood fine with that stupid ex of yours!"
She scoffed.
"Hey! That was three years ago!"
He raised an eyebrow, he rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Somi that was one year ago."
She widened her eyes in realization.
"Well it felt like three years, I didn't even like him at all."
She cheekily smiled, Jimin gave her a are you kidding me look.
"Come on! I really didn't like him."
"Fine, I know someone you may like."