If you think your fart will be silent, then it's like, FA@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!°!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If that's the case, then you came to the right place!!! I know because it happened to me in 1st grade. I thought my fart was going to be silent, then it was PRETTY LOUD. The girl sitting next to me was like, "EW!!! Was that you?" Then I said, "NoOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" :S, Always lie to get out of farts. And if it doesn't work, use the other tricks in this book.
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Farting in Class
RandomDon't you hate it when you get hate when when you fart in class? Well, SAY NO MORE!!! These are some tips to hide your farts. Also, MY FIRST BOOK!!!