THE LIE

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If you think your fart will be silent, then it's like, FA@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!°!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If that's the case, then you came to the right place!!! I know because it happened to me in 1st grade. I thought my fart was going to be silent, then it was PRETTY LOUD. The girl sitting next to me was like, "EW!!! Was that you?" Then I said, "NoOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" :S, Always lie to get out of farts. And if it doesn't work, use the other tricks in this book.

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