the signs as vines

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the signs as vines

Aries: whoever threw that paper your mom's a hoe
Taurus: has anyone ever told you you look like Beyoncé
Gemini: it's an avocado! thanks!
Cancer: look at all those chickens
Leo: hi welcome to chili's
Virgo: what the fuck is up Kyle
Libra: Zach stop
Scorpio: Chris! is that a weed? 
Sagittarius: two bros chillin in a hot tub
Capricorn: what up I'm Jared I'm 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read
Aquarius: this bitch empty YEET
Pisces: welcome to bible study we're all children of Jesus

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