Dear Journal,
I'm guessing that Right gave this to me, so I could "express my feelings." He should know that I am not comfortable with sharing my emotions to the public. But, since I am writing in this Journal right now, I should tell you a bit about myself. Hello, I am Bo Burnham's Left Brain, also known as Arthur. I'm objective, logical, cold, analytical, aware of patterns, aware of trends, efficent, and a prick according to the disembodied whom described Right and I. Bo made this song about the two of us called, 'Left Brain, Right Brain.' It didn't put a positive outlook on my personality in that one part where I have a fight with Right. Right hasn't been talking to me a lot after that, I hope we can become friends again though. Well, I suppose that's all you need to know about me.
Sincerely, The Left Brain.
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De Todo"I am the Left Brain. I am the Left Brain. I work very hard til I envitable death brain. You gotta a job to do. You better do it right and the right way is with the Left Brain's might."
