internet friends - f.w.

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TEXT MESSAGE

juliet
just got diagnosed with cool guy
syndrome

finn
now I take adderall

juliet
hurricane katrina?

finn
more like hurricane tortilla!

juliet
country boy,

finn
I love you *sticks tongue out*

juliet
mom, I got an

finn
a-bor-tion

juliet
stop. zach, stop

finn
you're gonna get in trouble

juliet
hi, welcome to

finn
chili's

juliet
*my vape gets blown away*

finn:
ADAM!

this is how I enter my house:

juliet
whats up fuckers!?

finn
why are you on my phone?

juliet
fUck you that's why!

finn
what up, I'm jared, I'm 19

juliet
and I never fuckin learned how to read

finn
now this is bonding

juliet
oh yeah

we're definitely gonna be friends for
long time :)

finn
heheh

GROUPCHAT

containing: sophia, nic, owen, jake,
logan, jack, chosen, jeremy,
jaeden and wyatt

DERRY'S BEST (and nic)

jacky pie🥧
finn,,

I have a few questions

froggy mcgee🐸
what's up

jacky pie🥧
1. who the hell is juliet 2. why is she
stealing my boyfriend 3. and why didn't
you tell us you made a new friend

zelda worshipper🧝🏼‍♂️
finn doesn't have friends

froggy mcgee🐸
then what are you guys

zelda worshipper🧝🏼‍♂️
a large amount of people who take pity
on the less unfortunate (you)

jae

sofa lily🌼
a phat ass mood

but also who is juliet now I'm intrigued

froggy mcgee🐸
hdmsngbdnvbbrbems

she's a girl and she knows some vines

germy🤧
we love a good description

its like I'm there

froggy mcgee🐸
sarcasm is rude

jae
you're literally being sarcastic

froggy mcgee🐸
oh whatever

you guys are gonna steal her if I tell you
all about her

jacky pie🥧
im stalking her ig

bowers😤
is she hot

jacky pie🥧
yeah

froggy mcgee🐸
hey!

bowers😤
is she my age

froggy mcgee🐸
no don't touch her

bowers😤
someone's jealous

jae
^

sofa lily🌼
what's her @

zelda worshipper🧝🏼‍♂️
^

jacky pie🥧
juuliet

germy🤧
why does she spell it with two u's

froggy mcgee🐸
it's a pun

like [juul]iet

there's actually only one u
though

jae
if you have to explain it then it's not
funny

froggy mcgee🐸
whatever

jacky pie🥧
I LIKED A PIC FROM LIKE NOVEMBER

GOTTA BLAST