For the next two days, all I did was stay in bed. I only got up to eat and change my diaper if it got to full. But after being depressed for two days I noticed that even if I just sit here are do nothing that's not going to change the way things are. So I grabbed my VR headset and headed to The Arcade.
The beauty of the arcade is and always has been that you can do whatever your feeling. Like right now I was feeling down so here I was eating virtual Ice Cream. Not that it didn't taste good but hey. In the arcade, we have headsets that connect to a little implant in the base of our necks this lets us feel, see, taste and smell whats going on around us in the arcade. The only sad part about that is that even if you eat food in the game your not really eating anything IRL. So out came a small invention that monitored your calorie intake for the day and if you weren't at 2000 calories by eight Pm the machine would automatically shut down your system. The beauty about it was, it would only come back on if you were up to 2000 calories.
Now after a while of sitting there feeling sorry for myself. The feeling started to turn into anger I mean come on here we were on a planet for gosh sake and there was no one for me in the entire multiverse. Oh forgot to tell you about that sorry the arcade runs on one server no matter where you and because of the most recent ability to travel to different versions of our timeline the other majorly different multiverses are able to connect to the arcade.
But anyway after I was done getting sad about why is the multiverse doing this to me it slowly turned to anger. I mean come on this was bull***t. D*mi* I forgot about the profanity filter. That was another cute little addon for littles. When you get a brain scan done and they see that your a little your profile is then automatically censored from all bad words out there. And yes that means all of them even ones in other languages. Sadly that includes all the ones you say as well.
But so after sitting there getting more and more pi**ed about this whole accursed situation, I decided to simply go and kill a few hundred people. So I warped to the war zone. This was a place in the arcade that was always in war if you can believe it. So I went up to the gate that lets you in and then I was sent flying back. There it was the parental figure signature needed sign. Another little prevention mechanic not only did it not let you into the war zone or places like it, it turned all of the blood into liquid rainbows cute right? But that's when it happened. The man that I bumped into at the little auditorium was walking straight towards me.
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The Video Game Toddler
General FictionMichael James a world-renowned video game player. For the most part, he is simply known as Michael the unbeatable but to some, he is known as "baby". He was born at the time of the great gaming era. Everyone wanted to be the best this lead to the cr...
