The mumbling nation picked up a dip pen, and slowly pressed down the big to write.
Dear Diary,
I think I have bad, bad acne or something. Above my ear there's a light peach lump. It hurts when I touch it, and it seems way harder than the acne I've seen my people have.
Maybe it's like that one dude in America's war who got a bullet in his head and popped out. I don't remember light peach bullets, but it still could make sense.
I may end up keeping a bullet soon.
Feli~
