again, my humanstuck version.
You were on your way to your friend Eridan's house. You two were good friends, but you wanted something more. Little did you know, so did he.
You arrive at his home, knocking on the front door. You wait for a minute before your fish answers the door.
Eri's pov
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'I honestly don't fuckin knoww wwhy I havven't asked her out yet, I mean, I don't wwanna make her my moirail, because I don't wwanna rerun of Fef, but I'm kind of scared she'll reject me for Sol or Kar.'
Eridan had been thinking to himself all morning, and finally, after Karkat telling him to "GET A FUCKING BULGE, AND DO IT YOU NOOKWHIFF" he decided to confess his feelings for the young girl, whom he had coming over today, so you could 'talk'.
your pov
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You knocked again, and after hearing a clank, some thuds, and various other comical sounds, fii2hdiick- I mean Eridan opened the door. He didn't have time to get his scarf and cape on, so he actually looked a little less....wwizard boy type.
He still looked good in your opinion, black hair, with the purple streak, the glasses, slightly tan skin, probably from swimming in his pool. This is why you always bring a (swimsuit of your choice) to his house.
After a minute or two, you both kind of blushed, realising you were still on his doorstep. "Wwell come in then!" he said, rather whined but who cares, right? You step into his house, kicking off your shoes by the door, a polite gesture in any home.
"So what did you want to talk about?" you ask, setting your book bag by the couch you sat on. Eridan sat a few feet away, blushing harder by the second.
"Wwell, wwe'vve been friends a wwhile, and......" he kind of took a deep breath, running a hand through his hair, messing it up a bit. "Wwell, I wwas just wwonderin...." suddenly loud knocking was heard on the door. "HEY FUCKASS DID YOU ASK HER YET?" and there was the grumpy as all hell Karkle Sparkles. "Shut the fuck up Kar, I'm goin to!" he yells back, and the short boy opened the door. "HURRY THIS SHIT UP, I'M DONE FUCKING HEARING ABOUT HER." he yells, and walks into Eri's kitchen.
"(y/n) WWILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?" he rushed, blushing harder than he was before. You stared at him, and you saw sadness in his eyes, oh shit, you waited! "Of course Eri!" you say quickly, trying to keep him from crying, as he looked like he was about to burst into tears. Damn, he's kind of emotional, but you love him anyways.
"THANK FUCKING GOG, NOW LET'S GO TO TAVROS' HOUSE, HE'S BEEN BITCHING ABOUT SOME ROLEPLAY GAME, AND WE CAN'T DEPEND ON ANYONE ELSE TO TAKE CARE OF THAT FUCKING PARAPLEGIC BITCH." Karkat yells again, walking towards the door. "Wwell, 'm bringin' (y/n) wwith me, so..." Eri begins, but Kar holds up a middle finger.
"IT'S FINE BULGE WHIFF, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN FILLING A QUADRANT, I'M SURE TAV WILL BE JUST THRILLED TO HAVE A FUCKING CHICK JOIN US IN OUR IMMENSE STUPIDITY, AS WE MAKE SHITTY COSTUMES, AND SIT ON OUR ASSES DOING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING BUT SAY OUR ACTIONS OUT LOUD, WHILE SIPPING SOME SHITTY DRINK, WHILE YOU TWO WILL PROBABLY EAT EACH OTHER'S FACES OFF THE ENTIRE TIME." Karkat growls, and walks out the door, leaving you and Eri still blushing.
"Wwell, wwe shouldn't keep them wwaiting." Eri smiles a bit, and you glomp him. "Wwhat's wwith the intense hugging?" Eri laughs, and you kiss him on the cheek, grinning. "Well, I have rights." you laughed, until Kar decided to lay on the horn of his car, effectively scaring the shit out of the both of you. You walked out to the car, holding hands, where Gam sat in the passenger side, yelling honk at all the passing people, who looked at him like he was high. He probably was.
eh how was it ouo
