There once was a Smol goldfish named Jabba The Hutt. Jabba The Hutt lived in an Anemone with his D4DDY, Marlin. Marlin was a smol medium rare sized Gol'fish, and Jabba's Mummy, who died in a shark attack, was 5''9 and weighed 160 lbs. She was one big ol' fishy. One day, Jabba decided to be the big fish for once and touch up some big wooden thing floating in the water in the bum bum, then he got put in a bag and taken to a fish and chip shop, except you couldn't eat the fish, and it wasn't a chip shop, it was a Dentists. Jabba's "friends" ran away like wee babies, Marlin also ran away to hook up with some blue fish with Dementia. Blue fish has name. Name is door! So far we have Marlin, Jabba The Hutt and Door. Anyway, Jabba is probably dead by now, so Marlin decided to look for the corpse of his son on land, because fish definitely have corpses when they die. He asked Door which way that big wooden bum bum went, and she said "this way" and forgot her name. Anyway, Jabba The Hutt is out partying with some OCD shrimp, a pufferfish and a fishy addicted to sniffing bubbles, while Marlin is having a rave party with some Jellies and Door. Then Door suddenly dies so Marlin goes back to save Door. The door gets jammed. Then Marlin dies too, then they wake up on some fatty shell dudes. Then take them to the dentists and Marlin gets his Pearls whitened. They then see Jabba eating OCD shrimp because he got hungry, then they all go home, and Door goes missing trying to find her D4DDY and M0MMY.
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Finding Smolfish
HumorFinding Smolfish is 'bout a Smolfish who gets lost in da big blue. Marlin needs to help Jabba The Hutt, else he gon die at the dentists. Door also helps, but door has dementia.
