MAN BUN: it's hard being the most manly man bun, people are all ways trying to take the tittle of the most manly man bun. But since I'm the manly man bun I'm all was "so popular" with the ladies, they always throw " money at me"(only my family with gat that ;)
In the morning
MAN BUN: hello beautiful world your king has awoken
Man bun stretch's then gets up to check his phone.
MAN BUN: what !?! Chad unfriended me!! How dare he!!HE WILL PAY!!!!
Maple walks in on him throwing a hissy fit about chad.
MAPLE: what are you doing?
MAN BUN: plotting.
MAPLE:why?
MAN BUN: because
MAPLE: ITS AMERICA!!
Maple holds up her hand for a high five but instead man bun slaps her
MAPLE:Hey!!!
MAN BUN:what?
MAPLE:why did chad unfriend you?
MAN BUN: how did you find out!?!?
MAPLE: because it's all over Twitter
MAN BUN:NOOOOOO!!!!! MY LIFE IS OVER!!!!!
Man bun fails to his knees dramatically and starts to cry loudly.
MAPLE: sissy
MAN BUN: I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO TRUST ANYONE EVER AGAIN!!!
Maple leaves the room with a concerned look on her face
MAPLE: hey dad... I think something is wrong with lamb boy.
FATHER: when is something not wrong with lamb boy.
MAPLE: true
In the afternoon
MAPLE: so man bun how did your day go?
MAN BUN:IT WAS HORRIBLE!!
Man bun starts to cry
MAPLE:I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
MAN BUN: YES IT WAS!!! Today in 5 period I wasn't allowed to leave the class room to talk to brad!! And plus I step in gum!!!!
maple rolls her eyes
MAPLE: yea, because that's so bad.
MAN BUN: I know wright!!!
THAT ALL FOKES!!
HAVE A GOOD AFTERNOON OR MORNING OR SLEEPY TIME!!!!
