Elizebeth had been sitting there and staring at them with her head cocked to the side, watching them kiss. "Brandon, pry him off of her, I think her face is turning purple!" Alexis screamed at Mary's brother. "Look at her! He's sucking the life right out of her!" Everyone laughed at Alexis, except for the two that were currently kissing.
"I think it's called Seven minutes in Heaven, and not, Seven minutes in Hell." Alex said, agreeing with his sister. Neither William, nor Mary had broken contact before the timer went off. Only after they broke apart did William have half of Mary's makeup on his face while Mary sat beside him and applied more to hers. "A purse is like Hell in a bag too... Mary, are you Satan?" Mary threw a pillow at Alex and everyone laughed, breaking Elizebeth from her trance.
"Ewww... your lips are chapped... she was right, the life was being sucked from your body. Is that why you have no soul?" Everyone began laughing again. "Ok, ok. I'm sorry.. now, spin the bottle, Alex. It's your turn." Elizebeth smiled at him. "And please, use the closet or something, like you're supposed to when we play this stupid game." She glared at Brandon and William who smiled like two innocent, idiot fools.
"Alright, alright. I got this, I got this." Alex said as he spun the bottle. "Oh dear, if I get Mary, I'll puke, pleaaaseee someone else. Oh bottle gods, I'll stop spanking the ketchup bottle if you keep me away Mary." Everyone started laughing again and yelling at Alex because their stomachs hurt. The bottle landed on Elizebeth.
"Ohh, heyy, don't do anything I wouldn't." Mary winked at them, Liz felt like she was going to throw up. "Mary, you've done eeeevvverything. I don't think I even wanna know what you think me and Alex are going to do in that closet... dirty minded.." The rest of her ranting was cut off when Alex dragged her into the closet, they could hear Mary joking about them doing it caveman style.
Alex looked over at Elizebeth and smiled. "Hey, hey. Imma sit in your lap and you're gonna be Santa Claus." Liz looked at him with a weirded out expression before laughing. "What? I had a deprived childhood, you can't blame me, I'm only making up for the ten years you weren't in my life." He sat on her.
"Damn, you're heavy too, get up, get upppp." Liz tried pushing him out of her lap and made grunting noises. "Get up, oh god, I feel like my legs are gonna break!!" She pouted and began to poke at the exposed skin on his back from his shirt riding up.
"Don't do that, I weigh fucking 170 pounds, if anything, you should say I'm as light as a feather!!" He pouted and looked at her, his arms crossed. Liz laughed at him, her head resting on his back. "What's so funny? I didn't say you could use me as a head rest, I ain't no pillow gawsh darnit!" He smiled at her.
"Alex, you're funny, but you're bony and fat as hell, get off'a my lap before I pimp slap a hoe." She laughed and laid back on the floor. "Ahh, don't move around like that, it hurts, just get offff, you're hurting meee." She whimpered, before she could sit up and push at him again, Alex pushed her back down and held her hands.
"Liz, I.." He leaned down and kissed her, at first he felt her squeezing his hands before stopping and kissing him back. Alex couldn't believe he had the guts and courage to finally kiss his best friend, his crush. Pulling away, looking at her and blushing slightly he confessed. "I like you Liz, always have... I hated that you went out with that guy and he bro--"
Liz slapped Alex. "Perv, don't take advantage of little girls in dark places." She smiled at him and he smiled back, he hoped that she was joking because someone opened the door before he could ask. While they went back to their spots on the floor, William started teasing them about what he had heard coming from the closet.
"Alex, man, I didn't know you had it in you, and on the first spin. 'Ohh, don't move around like that, it huuurrrtttsss', love potion number nine, huh ?" He laughed. Liz reached over and punched him in the arm. "Ow! That hurt! Don't abuse me cus we heard your little love affairs in a closet with a room full of people, be more secretive next time!"
"I'm not like you and the horny bunny over there." She pointed at Mary, Mary had let out a small yelp/screech that had everyone -Except Brandon- laughing. "Ohhhh, I know of one place you guys like to do it... guess why I don't like eating over your house anymore." Liz knew she struck her hard and where it hurt, but it seemed like a good time to get it out in the open - at the moment. "Don't tease me about my love life, and I won't air yours." She glared and crossed her arms.
"I.. what, in the ... kitchen?" Brandon was confused and looked between the two girls. "I don't think I wanna know anymore about this, I just need to know if I hafta buy massive amounts of bleach to clean the house, maybe buy new counter tops or something... and a chastity belt and padlock for the bunny..." He glared at his sister, everyone else laughing.
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Woo, nice long post... well to me it is.
Sorry, been away for a while, forgot I had this acct before getting a few emails about comments... then got lazy c, :
But , I shall be posting more, and trying to make a cover .. //Badly needs one.
Also, noticed some typos... //Too lazy to fix them. Gomennasai
Any suggestions on how they get caught? I just wanna know how you guys are thinking.
Sorry, coming off kidna dorky, but ehh.
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