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jealous jack x oblivious mark

Suggested by : Beasty_Yaoishipper (I hope I spelled it write, I'm sorry if I didn't)

(It's been so long since I actually wrote something so here it goes)

Best friends going on a boat trip, what's the worst that can happen right? Jack was the captain of a ship called (insert name), sailing to an island, in reality he was daydreaming while rowing in a  tiny boat with Mark. "Hey Jack, I think I see land" mark points out to the deserted sandbox. "I! Captain Jack" he gets cut off by mark, "you mean Captain Jack Sparrow?" Jack laughed and clears his throat, "I! Jack, shall" he gets cut off again, "you forgot to say Sparrow" Mark chuckled, Jack laughed and tries to act more serious, "shush mark, I'm the captain here not you, as I was saying. I! Captain Jack shall get all the money from the great vast island up ahead" he got cut off. "Jack you can clearly see its a small island with a few trees" mark laughs. Jack chuckled, "I can call it whatever I want, I'm the captain here. Now Mark, set sail on that Island!" Mark looks at him and keeps laughing, "Jack, we are on a small boat. And we are already here" mark leaves the tiny boat and pushed it on the beach. Jack gets out and gets a stick, and goes back to the boat, "I! Captain Jack, declare this island to be ours!" Mark laughs, "we should name this island, twerk off" Jack laughs , "I have a better idea, how about 'the amazing coconuts ' it fits with the coconuts on the ground" he picked one up. Mark shakes his head, "I like my idea better" he spots a volleyball, "look it's Wilson" he drew a smiley face on the volleyball. Jack looks at it and nods, "Wilson don't leave!" He yells from afar.

Mark laughs, "Jack let's find some shelter before it gets dark" he went and collects wood. Jack nods and goes collecting sticks and leaves.

-Time skip - (brought to you by Wilson)

Mark and Jack create a tiny house, they admire it for a while, "mark it's perfect" Jack chuckled. Mark nods, "it's the perfect place to live. Just look at roof" the leaves were blown away from the roof. Mark grasps, "no not the leaves, oh well. Who needs leaves anyway." Jack nods, "we get to see the stars at night, it's out here in the wild. We a men and we are strong" he puffs out his chest.

Mark and Jack goofed off while collecting food and leaves to make their 'house' comfier. When night time came it was a different story. Mark looks at Jack and awkwardly shifts to the other side of the house. Jack looks at him and does the same. Both men fall asleep dreaming of a way to get home.

The next day
Jack got up and early and went to plan a way to get off the island. He looks at his boat and sees many tiny crabs on it. Apparently it's a good place for a crab to make their home on the boat. Jack groans and makes a raft trying to make it float, but failing miserably.

Many failed attempts later
Mark wakes up and looks for food, he spots a banana tree. Mark stretched out first and tries to climb up the tree, each time failing and falling on his bum. Jack give up and heads to where mark is, "you okay?"Mark rubs his back, "no my ass hurts" Jack chuckled.  "it's not funny, I can't get the banana" mark whined. Jack loses it and laughs, "no wonder your ass hurts" mark pouts and leaves the laughing Irishman and goes back into his house.

- Time - skip - a - few - years - brought to you by mark failing to get the banana (get your head out of the gutter, we ain't there. . . Yet)

Jack has grown closer to his buddy mark or markimoo as he likes to call him, even though mark spends time with him, Jack is jealous each time mark spends time with Wilson and his other coconut pals. Mark was talking to Wilson and (insert random name, you would give to coconut) "Wilson, I miss being a YouTuber. Yeah, I miss talking to all my subscribers. You would have liked them, even Chika would have loved you guys" there was a slight pause as if an actual conversation was happening. Jack was spying on Mark in a bush that was a few feet away from Mark. Jack had grown a slight hated towards the coconut friends Mark created. Jack looks at him over more time and leaves him going to the beach kicking the sand.