I WALK INTO A SCHOOL FAIR AND SEE A SCHOOL FAIR
I BUY ROCK
ROCK SAYS, "binch why am i a rOCK?? ? ??"
I SURPRISE
"DWANEEY??? IS DAT U MY LOVE???????"
"uhhh no????" MY LOVE SAYS IN LOVE WITH ME.
"hey listen kid, im not who u think i am."
"SO UR NOT DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON?"
"uh no i am-"
"THEM UR MY LOVE BC I AMIN LOVE WITH UOU I AM FGREATEST FAN!!!!!!!"
"jegus fuq what is this mess-"
"DO NOT U WORY MEH LUV!!!! I WIL SAV U!! I MAK J UOJ HOOMANS AGAIN!"
"i want nothing to do with this fanfic."
"WE MUST GO A EPIC QUEST!"
"pls save me."
"DO NO WORRY, I PROMIAS I WIL SAVE U!"
"not u..."
I BUY ROCK AN GO OUTSIDE FOR EPIC S EDVENTUR.
TO B CONTINU
