"Oki i herd dat these boards got demon people so im gona ask 1 if i adopted" doggo say confidently becuz he want to no if he adopted or nah as he puts the bord on a table the air around doggo got colder "ok who da fuk turned the temperature higher?!" His englis was also getting beter "ok ok how does dis shit works?" Doggo askz himself and den looks up on google (this is made up) " oki so i needz an onion and say dis shit" doggo gots an onion cause it got layers "eh spoopy spirits wake the fuk up and talkz to me...me lonely" doggo says magic words and den da piece the board came with started moving aroundz "ok magical sprite is i adopted?" Doggo asks the piece moves to "yes" doggo thought for a bit "makez sense me parents r goldfish" doggo realized he probably shouldn't be talkingz to a demon becuz his parents would get da belt "alright magical sprite it nice meeting u" "good bye magical sprite have a nice day in hellz tell me thot i say fuk u" den out of nowhere doggo goldfish mother comes up from behind him wit a belt " how dares u say hell son" "shit"
Das the end for this chapter
