Dear Diary, Ugh... I'm never going to be adopted. Nobody wants me.. because number one I'm gay and two I'm just UGLY , like... a... TURTLE.. WAIT, NO TURTLES ARE AMAZING.. anyway, *slurps cereal* *sigh* I just want a mom and dad like most people. Or two dads, that would work. I've been in here since I was born, so I would've been adopted by now, but nahh. I guess that's it... I'll update you guys if I get adopted (never) :( bye. -Tristen
