Disclaimer: I sent this to my friend because she didn't want to read the original version, so I summed it up for her, and she advised I publish it here because she thought it was so funny. By the time you're halfway reading, it's basically actions..Yes, it's suppose to be stupid and don't get mad at the words I used, this is basically a one shot, and yes! I am using incorrect use of grammar, don't get butt-hurt you Grammar Nazis! ..So.. ENJOY!
Kid: Omfg, Hi friend who gives me candy. *runs in house and shows mom* I have candy!
Mom: Who gave you dat shiet?
Kid: My fwend, Jack!
Mom: Oh, that's nice.
*Kid goes and play outside with Jack. But looks like he's playing with himself*
*Mom seems very concerned*
*Kid gets candy again or some shiet*
Mom: Where's you get dat shiet?
Kid: JACK!!!
Mom: NUH, YOU CAN'T HAVE!
*Mom takes candy*
*Kid cries*
Scene changes
*Mom is sleeping and has a dream of Laughing Jack and dream is very scary*
*Mom wakes up*
Mom: Da fuq was that? OMFG, MAH KID!
*Mom checks on kid, he'd fine*
*Puts a fabulous baby walkie talkie in her son's room*
*Bitch hears laughing and screaming*
*Mom runs to room and takes kid and gets a knife*
*Mom tries to kill Laughing Jack but he's too swaggy*
*Mom calls cops n cops don't do shit cause dey dumb*
*Next day, mom sees Jack and freaks the fuck out*
*Night comes and Jack fucks shit up in the house*
*Mom goes to room with knife and instead cuts up her son by accident cause Jack is a boss*
*Cops arrest her n not Jack cause Jack is too swaggy*
*Before cops take her, they go to Dunk n Donuts cause they fat*
*Mom goes at an Asylum and hears the song "Pop Goes the Weasel" in her head*
