The here comes the bride song blasted from Daniel's phone that he totally didn't steal from Max who oBvIoUsLy didn't snatch it from David's corpse when Daniel told the kiddos to kill him.
Yes.
Anyways.
Daniel stood at the altar, awaiting to wed his lovely kool aid pitcher. Once we marry, I'll be able to take my sweet-kool-aid-cult-sauce™ with me everywhere. I shall help the world ascend.
"Leader Daniel." The purified kiddos chorused in unison.
"wHAT??" Daniel shouted. "I'M TRYING TO GET MARRIED STOP PESTERING ME." He glared at all of them.
"David has been ReViVed." Tabii with one eye said, even tho her ass was supposed to be selling her drug cookies. Neil yeeted her through a window because she has no purpose to the plot anymore.
Daniel was confused. "But you guys killed him... RiGhT???"
"He is not... David." Max said nervously.
"tHeNhOwIsHeReViVeD!" Daniel shouted over the ear rape of here comes the bride.
The purified kiddos coughed nervously.
De repente, David entró corriendo a la habitación.
However... It was not really David. Twas a bepis can with a red floof growing out of it. The kool aid pitcher walked out and saw David the bepis can and immediately fell in love.
"OH YEAH!" The kool aid pitcher screeched as... He? They? It? ran over to Bepvid.
Some incomprehensible gargling was heard from Bepvid. Neil translated it and figured out that Bepvid was saying:
"Ayayayayaye Danny the cultist, I'm snatchin your kool aid pitcher."
Bepvid snatched the kool aid pitcher and rolled out of a window.
"MYLOVENO!HOWWILLIASCENDTHEUNIVERSETOPLEASEZEMÜG???"
"Ha. Daniel is lonely af." Max fingergunned at Daniel, who was crying purple kool aid onto the floor.
