There was a boy named Timmy
Timmy one day asked his mom if he could take a shower with her
She said yes as long as you don't look up or down
So Timmy looked up and said "mommy what are those" then the mother said "those are my headlights(boobs)"
Then Timmy looked down and said "mommy what's that" she said "that is my garden(vagina)"
The next day Timmy asked if he could take a shower with his dad his dad said yes as long as you don't look down
So Timmy looked down and asked "dad what's that" his dad said "that's my snake(dick)"
Later that night Timmy asked if he could sleep with his parents they said yes just don't look under the covers
So timmy looked under the covers and saiiiddd...
"Mommy I think you need to turn on your headlights(boobs)there's a snake(dick) in your garden(vagina)"
