You: ah... what a long da-
*phone rings*
You: hmm? Oh my landlord is calling me again, hello?
"Y/n since i heard you never had a roommate before but we got you a roommate"
You: wait...REALLY?!
"Yup she's a bit funny and kinda famous and she's a robot from a another world"
You: wait... IT'S A SHE?! AND A ROBOT?!
"Woah y/n slow down and yes we know you wanted a guy roommate but we couldn't find a good one"
You: you know what they all say what could possibly go wrong
"Right y/n... we'll send her to your room now"
You: alright bye *hangs up* FUCK!
*door knocks*
You: it might be her... *opens door*
"Hello name's jojo but my friends call me ashley"
You: *looks at her* hello... ashley
*she looks at her other room and unpacks*
Mind: i really don't know what to do with a roommate... will i know her well?
"I know you never had a roommate before y/n"
*eyes widen*
You: wait how did you... the landlord wasn't suppose to revea-
"I just got the feeling you never had a roommate"
You: ah...ok * goes to watch tv*
[ 6 minutes later ]
*hears a loud scream*
*peeks at ashley's door*
I JUST GOT YOUR MESSAGES
Mind: ah fuck... but why she's singing that?
* quickly goes to kitchen*
You: i'm kinda hungry for a snack
*opens fridge*
You: damn it... just soy sauce with rice again I'm not eating that
*ROCK SMASHES WINDOW INFONT OF YOU*
You: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Mind: hmmm maybe i could test with a rock...
*picks up rock and puts it in a pan and cooks it*
[ meanwhile with ashley ]
*smells something burning* WhAt Is ThAt FuCkInG sMeLl At
*busts door open* DA FUCK YOU COOKING?!
Y/n "uhhh ummm nothing?"
NAH MY HOMIE YOU'RE COOKING A FUCKING ROCK
Y/n "LOOK I'M TRYING TO COOK JOJOJANA!"
Sorry y/n... but can i eat the rock?
Y/n "YOU FUCKING BITCH OF COURSE NO"
But i wanna eat the rock...
Y/n "DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING"
OH NOW YOU WANTED TO MAKE THAT JOKE
*both is agruing about some rock*
Neighbor: WOULDN'T YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP OR I'II CALL THE LANDLORD TO KICK YOU BOTH OUT!
Y/n "......................"
We should go to sleep...
Y/n "yea....."
[ TO BE CONTINUED ]
YOU ARE READING
my roommate is a writer
Humory/n never had a roommate before but when he found his first roommate things get pretty outta hand quickly and weird stuff happening too this story contains swears and forth walls and some references
