*open door*
You: GOOD MORNING BIT-
*ashley looks at you*
"Shhhhh... I'm reading sammy x reader"
Mind: THIS BITCH DOE
You: don't tell me it's sammy from ben-
"Yes it is"
*you look at her mad*
you: SAMMY IS MY COUSIN YA BITCH
*ashley looks confused*
"LOOK I FUCKING LOVE SAMMY"
You: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE"
All neighbours:
*you started feel like punching ashley*
You: BEGONE THOT
*ashley dodges*
You: my.... my.... FUCKING H A N D
"Sorry that i dodged your attack now can i read in peace?!"
*you look at her pretty mad*
"Oh look you won this hole!"
*ashley points at wall*
You: FUCK NOW MY LANDLORD IS GONNA CALL ME TO PAY THE DAMAGED WALL
*phone rings*
You: hello landlord...
"You *laugh* you destroyed the wall the funniest way i have ever heard"
You: oh.... sorry for the wa-
"even the neighbors told me that ashley roasted you"
You: so... am i not gonna pay the wall?
"Nah pay that before your evil landlord finds out"
You:... great idea....*hangs up phone*
*you go back to room mad af*
"Sorry for that y/n heh"
[ TO BE CONTINUED ]
YOU ARE READING
my roommate is a writer
Humory/n never had a roommate before but when he found his first roommate things get pretty outta hand quickly and weird stuff happening too this story contains swears and forth walls and some references
