Yaoi or Nah

Am I gay?

Yaoi or NAH!

Chapter 1

      Hi! My name is Skyler Thomas. ( a dude) I know my name sounds like a girl's name but it's not, seriously go look it up. That had always been one of my dislikes about myself: along with the fact I might like my friend, Devan Gray, one of the straightest guys I've ever met. I mean as straight as the drop from the SKYBIRD. (A popular roller coaster at my local amusement park) But the thing is is that everyone thinks he is gay because he is very flamboyant with himself and is ok with being close to other guys. There was this time we were playing basketball in PE and he was blocking this guy named James. He successfully blocked the ball and then collapsed on top of poor James! All of the YAOI shippers took a picture and posted to their blog. I was just there like "OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS DEVON DOING! IS HE GONNA GET OFF OF HIM OR JUST STAY THERE!!" I was appropriate to think this because Devon wasn't getting off of James immediately but stayed there for a while on top of a very uncomfortable looking James. Then all of the sudden James stood up, pushed Devon, and ran to the bleachers to sulk. That was now the Fujoshi's top picture on their blog and everyone saw it because the top Fujoshi was a popular girl named Maya. That stayed popular for quite sometime until there was discovered to be a secret lesbian couple, or YURI or whatever. I don't care. But since then people have thought of him as the "Hot Gay" or something around those lines since he looked like a bad boy straight from a hentai manga, or so I've been told by Sasha, my younger sister, who is also a Fujoshi-Otaku mutant. MY LIFE IS JUST A LIVING OTAKU HELL!!!
     I first discovered that I might like Devon when him and I were getting ready to go to 6th Period, and this is that shitty-ass class that the shitty-ass teacher makes you bring an ass ton of books but you DON'T EVEN F$CKING USE THEM!!!!!, so we stopped by our lockers and grabbed like 15 f$cking books. I was just about to close my locker but my hand was like "NOPE MOTHER F%CKER!! I LIKE PAIN!!!!" So it didn't move. The thing is I have a pretty high pain tolerance, but this was one of those times I decided to go all "amazing sound" and SLAM the locker...I'm so smart aren't I?! haha... So anyway I kind-of semi scream because DAMN! Have you ever slammed you hand and fingers in a locker that was going probably, well I don't know maybe 100mph!!! It hurts like the sun in HELL!!!!

So Devan looks at me in pain and immediately grabs some bandages from his locker and kneels down to where I was rolling around on the ground in a fetal position grabbing my hand with my undamaged hand silently screaming, sits me upright, gently grabs my INJURED hand and starts bandaging it without looking at me making it look like he's trying to hide a blush. I'm sitting on the floor with a surprised look on my face , to the point where I can barely move thinking "WHO THE HELL HAS BANDAGES JUST CONVENIENTLY SITTING IN THEIR LOCKER!!!" Then I remember he plays rugby. -_- As soon as he is done rapping my hand, making it look like I have some kind of -of thing going on with him or something like it.
Then all of the sudden I here a small but powerful burst of fangirl screams behind me. Well guess who it is!! IT'S AS ANNOYING AS SATAN POKING YOU WITH ALL THE HEAT OF HELL IN THE ASS!!, well maybe even worse...
I abruptly try to yank my injured hand from Devon's grasp but he holds on tight and then says " Be careful. You might hurt it even more considering since you are so clumsy". I try to give him a "stop that right now or he fangirls might explode look". But I feel the blood rush to my face, at that moment I knew I was blushing. Oh shit!!! I thought What if the fangirls see me. They might get the wrong idea! Well I must not have thought about it that much because I painfully wrenched my throbbing hand out of his and trudged over to the fangirls and said " Listen up! I don't like Devon that way, ALRIGHT!!" My voice must have been a little shaky since a moment after I finished they covered their mouths and laughed, and screamed. "OMG!!! So cute!!!!!!!" one of them said with happy tears in her eyes. I had just then noticed one of the other girls had her phone out and was videoing the entire scene! I lurched to grab her phone but she lowered her hand so I slammed my face into the locker. (Just my luck) Devon had just then came over to where I was massaging my (almost) broke face, after picking all of our stuff up, and practically picked me up, which was pretty easy for him since his is about 5"11 and I'm 5"4, inspected my face and then shoved my books into my stomach! I give him a "WHAT THE HELL DUDE!" Look and the just scoffs it off. Then I say "It's about time to go to class." then he says "Right!".
     But while I was getting my my books situated I noticed out of the corner of my eye that he was staring at me. What guy just stares at another guy for no reason!
     He then grabs my left shoulder and kinda side hugs me while we walk. I hear another burst of small screams from behind me. I spun around quickly and see that the fujoshis WERE STILL VIDEOING!!! I try to get out of Devon's grasp but he pulls me closer to him so I won't go all psychopath on them. Then another burst of screams erupts in a faint distance because we were far away from them.
     That had ruined 6th AND 7th period for me. People kept coming up to me asking if I was gay or if I liked Devon. I replied with a very stern no each time. There was even this girl I think that was named Amanda asked if me and Devon could do the "Pocky Challenge". I also said no to that but was curious about what it was so I looked up the pocky challenge and it showed me a bunch of pictures of two people on the either end of the Pocky stick, slowly inching toward each other. Most of these were a girl and boy couple. I was stupidly curious enough to look up two boys doing the Pocky challenge. I couldn't help but picture me Devon in the same positions. It was unsettling and embarrassing. The worst part is that Amanda saw me looking at the pictures and screamed like she just saw me with my head cut off.
     
     So that's how my day went; full of weird interfering yaoi fan girls.

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     I was on my way to the old bench to meet with my sister, Sara, since she was a freshman (two grades under me) when I was stopped by the weird kids/bad/trouble makers of our school.
"Did you hear about Skyler and Devon?" the quote "leader" obnoxiously said, probably making sure I could hear them.
"Yeah! How could I not! It was everywhere!"
"Do you think they are gonna date?"
"Totally! Who do you think would be the top?"
"Oh! Definitely Devon. I mean, have you seen him compared to Skyler?"
"So that would mean Devon would put his d-"
I was so glad Maya showed up before he said any more.
"Great idea guys! Thank you for your opinion on the Devon x Skyler ship!" Maya gleefully said while putting her arm on one of them. "Do you guys have any ideas for a ship name?"
The delinquents stood there for a brief moment before one of them blurted out Skyvon. Then another said Dyler. I was done hearing gay bullshit about me and Devon so I walked quickly to the old bench to meet Sarah. They must have noticed since they all started to burst out laughing.

I saw her sitting at the bench and wondered weather or not she had heard of the ship. I walked closer to her and then she said, "I've been waiting ages for you! Now, a serious question. Are you gay?"
"No!" I said.
"Bisexual then?"
"No!"
"Pan?"
"No! I am straight and always will be!" I apparently said that a little too loudly since it went quiet and everybody was looking at us. Hehe, Oops...

We reached my car, FINALLY after a long silent walk of awkwardness.
      I walked to the side of the car and stopped because I heard some people talking about me. I'd had enough so I (as calmly as I could) opened the door to get in but too forcefully and it swung back and got me in the head. OUCH!

On the way home she kept asking me what would fit better for a fan art of Devon and I. I just ignored her. Oh! Did I forget to mention she was an otaku-fujoshi mutant of some sort. My was too so that didn't help at all with the things I was going through. Since I couldn't talk to her about this and dad was on a business trip, my only option was to talk about this with my only friend, Devon. But how was I going to do that!!!???
He must be going through the same torture I am, but he isn't the same as me. He is much cooler than me and must not care!, right?

          ~•the whole ride home Skylar prepared a conversation of what to say to Devon when they talked about this•~

(Skyler was going to talk to Devon at lunch the next day)

               ~•lunch the next day•~

     The words "We need to talk Devon" almost came out of my mouth but I received a text from Maya. It was a picture. How did she even even get my number!!! I open it and almost had a mini (unnoticeable) heart attack. It was a fan art of me on top of Devon—————————————————————————————. I was frozen in shock, staring at the picture when Devon leaned over and looked at the picture and said, "They got it all wrong, if that really did happen I would be on top of you ——————— -," I immediately fainted at his comment and died. (Figuratively)

I hope you enjoyed it and I don't know when I will update it next
                                   -me