dirty pickup lines

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Jack- I hope you got pet insurance because I'm gonna destroy that pussy.

Jonah- When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?

Zach- Did you get those pants 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!

Corbyn- Do you want to go on a ate? I'll give you the D later.

Daniel- Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.

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