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by blurrylinesss

by blurrylinesss

Why Don't We

Daniel
WHO ON EARTH ATE MY WATERMELON!!!!????

Jonah
Wasn't me bro. I've been in my room.

Daniel
Zach? Was it you!? SOMEONE TELL ME OR I WILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!!

Corbyn
Dang that's a rough threat over a fruit.

Jack
It was Zach... Daniel

Daniel
OH THAT LITTLE BOY BETTA RUN!!! JONAH IM USING A BROOM

Jonah
BITCH GET YA OWN BROOM

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Why is there a broom and do I want to even know...?

Corbyn
Zachy boy betta run!!

Zach
Why...?

Corbyn
Because Daniel just left the kitchen with a broom...

Zach
SHIT!! WHO TOLD HIM BOUT DA WATERMELON!!!???

9284562899
...

Jonah
Wait... who's number is that...?

Jack
Who's?

9284562899
If you are talking bout my number ask one of the other people...

Zach
Hello random person. My name is Lyle Plasky and I am from Germany.

9284562899
I'm pretty sure that's not you're name but okkk... I'm leah btw.

Zach
My name is Lyle Plasky and I'm French! I was born in Germany

*Jack changed 9284562899 to Leah*

Leah
That makes zero since LP

Jonah
Wait Logans in this!?

Corbyn
No idiot she's talking about Zach and his stupid Frech-German persona thing!!

*Zach changed Corbyn to Cornbitch*

Cornbitch
Someone fix my name!!!

Leah
I got you bean.

*Leah changed Cornbitch to Bean°*

Bean°
Thanks Leah

Leah
Yuppp...

Zach
So...who added you to the group chat...?

A/N
I know I'm supposed to be posting this on Wenesdays but... I couldn't:) hope you like it