Last night, I dreamt I was swimming on an open ocean of orange soda. Then I realized it was a Fanta-sea.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
A man walks into a bar, and says "ouch".
Pirates will never learn the alphabet. They always get stuck at C.
A bear walks into a restaurant, and asks the waitress at the counter, "Can I get myself a cheeseburger and... *He pauses for 3 seconds* and large fry?" The waitress responds with, "Why the big pause?" The bear replies, "I dunno. I've always had 'em."
The best way to insult a Rhode Islander is: "Dunkin' Donuts SuCkS"
