"Welcome home, cheater." Park Jimin says as his boyfriend Min Yoongi walks in their apartment. "Babe?" he chuckles. "What's this all about?" He asked, even though he knew very well what this was all about. Park Jimin, though, can now see through him. "Don't you what's this all about me. I know you know what this is about." He squints. Yoongi goes to his pouting loved one chuckling and puts his arm around the other, only to be smacked. "Ow." "YOONGI!!" The older's head shots up. "H-hyung!!!" Jimin quickly adds. "Yes, baby?" He batted his eyelashes, teasing. "YOONGI HYUNG I HAVE NO TIME FOR GAMES!! IF YOU KEEP DOING THIS I WON'T HAVE A CHOICE BUT BREAK UP WITH YOU!" Jimin cries, panting after. "But baby, you know I always do skinship with Hobi." The younger only frowns at this, now realizing something. "Y-you.. Like him more now... Then? Are you just waiting for me to break up with you because you don't want to feel bad and hurt me by doing it yourself?! So then after I do that you can go and date hi-" He starts to ramble when he's met with the softest (and the only) lips he's ever kissed. He sighs, he knows that kiss. It's that kiss Yoongi always gives him when he starts to question their relationship and assures the younger otherwise. It's that kiss that makes you feel all warm inside. It's that kiss that makes you feel loved, make you know you're loved. It's that kiss Yoongi has Jimin falling for him for the countless time. It's that kiss that signals Min Yoongi is Park Jimin's and Park Jimin is Min Yoongi's.
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"Hyung?" Jimin tugs at his sleeping, well awake now, boyfriend. "Hm?" "Can you be more like you are to Hoseok hyung to me?" Yoongi turns, meeting his lover's gaze. "But baby... That would mean we'd only be platonic?!!!" His eyes widen. "ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?! O. M. G. That is. The most. Subtle breakup I've ever experienced... My first too!" Jimin only whines. "Hyuunnng!!! No! You know what I meant!!!" Yoongi chuckled, embracing the younger and falling asleep again. "R-right? Y-you know?" Jimin looks up at a sleeping Yoongi. "I know." He silently mumbles.
AND FROM THEN ON PARK JIMIN AND MIN YOONGI WERE GROSS AS HECK. EVEN GROSSER THAN MIDDLE SCHOOL LUNCHES. The end!
