ask/dare the big five

Sleep over and Vampires

Me: *whistling while opening the fridge* hmm I know I left the chocolate in here last night?

Jack: what's up abs what cha looking for

Me: hey im looking for the chocolate I know I left it in the refrigerator last night

Jack: hmm ohh i-i-i don't know w-w-w-who could've e-e-eaten it

Me: *sighs* jack if you don't tell me who has my chocolate then I will be forced to call my friend

Jack: go ahead call your friend

Me: hahahha I don't think you get it see he's not just an ordinary friend he's *goes up to jacks ear and whispers* a vampire

Jack: ahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah your one funny girl you know that

Me: *sighs playfully* I didn't want it to come to this but here goes nothing * whistles*

Vernon: what's up you called

Me: yeah its so nice to see you

*they hug*

Me: anyways some one in this house stole my chocolate

Vernon: *inhales deeply* upstairs second door to the left

Me: NIALLS ROOM IM SO GETTING HIM

Vernon: so what's up jack

Jack: *as pale as a ghost*

Vernon: umm dude jack whats up with your face

Jack: I'm gonna change my pants bye

Vernon: u-umm okay bye? *whisperers* I swear humans are so weird

Me: Niall get yo big boy butt my coco back

Niall: Neva Evea

Me: fine I'll break up with you

Niall: fine here's your chocolate

Niall: I'm going to the fr-Ahhhhhhhhh

Everyone: what's wrong

Niall: THERES A INTRUDER IN THE HOUSE AND HES EATING MY CUPCAKES

Vernon: sorry man I'm Vernon Abbies friend

Merida: Abigail who the hell is this *slowly raises her bow*

Me: guys this is Vernon he's my friend and he's a vampire

Everyone: ...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH

Me: you don't believe me

Zayn: you expect us to believe he's a vampire a mythical creature that sucks the blood of the innocent and helpless

Me: fine show em Vern

Vernon: my pleasure *smiles evilly and shows them his fangs*

Me: now do you believe me

Everyone: ..............*everyone faints*

Me: hahha I remember my first time meeting you

Vernon: yeah

                                             *flashback*

10 years ago (when they are eight )

Me: oh hi what's your name

Vernon: oh I'm vernon what's yours