Its the next day. 666clique is in the studio working on their first single. None of them have any talent.
joey: scoopedy woop scoop dedoop scoop
kris: that aint it
joey: well why dont yOU try then
adam: let me at it bois 😎
kris+joey: absolutely not
nells: i got this*enters the booth*aye yuh my name is nells (yah) im so sexy (what) and on my timeline all i see is bexey (demon!)
allie: that was...good
nells: i know allison i do what i want bc im nells and im sexy
jord: ssc
allie: can we make my coughing an adlib
eman: fuck off
*jei barges in, late. shes holding an old brown leather book*jei: GUYS! I FIGURED IT OUT IT OUT!
*joel was asleep in the back of the studio holding a donut. he woke up to finish his donut*
joel: figured out what? *cronch*
jei: how to get our song to blow up! its all in this book
nells: is that the bible!
jei: no, christian
kris: wait im kristian:)
jei: no kris i meant t-NEVERMIND. EVERYONE JUST LISTEN
*everyone gathers around to here what queen jei has to say. she slowly opens the book and reveals whats inside*
joel: whats this?
jei: dear diary, it's akademiks again. daniel touched my thigh today 😍. i hope one day i can tell him how i feel:(. i love the boy!
allie: is that...what i think it is
jei: you got it
eman: how the fUCK did you find dj akademiks DIARY!
jei: well. right before the interview i had to pee so i started roaming the halls and i found a room with all their stuff in it. i looked inside a versace bag and BOOM. the diary was right in plain sight
nells: what are we gonna do with it?
jei: im glad you ask! we know now that akademiks is in love with a man called daniel. it doesnt matter who the man is, but ak wont want this information to get out. so we blackmail him. if he doesnt promo our song at the end of his next 10 youtube videos and bring it up every episode of everyday struggle, we expose him.
allie: im actually fuckin shook
joel: *j liked your tweet*
joey: L e T s Do IT
kris: SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKIN PLAN
eman: this doesnt sound good...
adam: lighten up eman! its not bad. we're gonna get popular off our first song then we wont need to blackmail him anymore.
jei: exactly! good job adam.
adam: aw thanks!
kris/nells/allie: still ugly tho
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FanfictionI love my pals so I wrote a whole ass book about the fuckers!
