1. "AHH...Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant"
2. "Nate how are those chicken strips?" "F%#K YA CHICKEN STRIPS.....F%#K ya chicken strips!"
3. "Road work ahead? Uh Yea, I sure hope it does"
4. "Happy Crimus...." "It's crismun..." "Merry crisis" "Merry chrysler"
5. "...Hi Welcome to Chili's"
6. "HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT's gOoD fOr mE?" "THAT'S MY OPINIONNN!!!.."
7."Welcome to Bible Study. We're all children of Jesus... Kumbaya my looordd"
8. Hi my name's Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow. Well I'm a point guard, I got shoe game..."
9. "It's a avocadooo...thanks"
10. "Yo how much money do you have?" "69 cents" "AYE you know what that means?" "I don't have enough money for chicken nugget"
