It was a peaceful day at RED base. Until the voice of the administrator came on the enter con. "Mission begins in 3 hours!". All team members heard the message and started walking toward the exit. Scout, Spy, Medic, Heavy, and Engineer all went over to the level 3 teleporter that Engineer had just finished. The teleporter started spinning, and that's when a conflict came up. Something that every TF2 player has to deal with.
Engineer: So, who wants do go first?
Scout: Well, obviously me, engi.
Spy: Surement pas! I will be taking the teleporter first!
He said has he stepped in Scout's way.
Scout: Sorry buddy, but I deserve this. My job is harder, anyways.
Spy: What are you implying?
Scout: I grab the intel, I cap the point, I push the cart, and I scout ahead. You? Ya hide behind your stupid disguises like a frikin wuss!
Spy: Incorrect, I stop the engineers and turn the tide of battle, while sending our team information. You think you're mighty because you're fast, but you're still weak.
At this point, Scout and Spy are inches away from each other.
Heavy: Heavy need teleporter.
Scout (Ignoring Heavy): Well, howddya suppose we settle this?
Spy: I know exactly how.
Spy pulled out his butterfly knife while Scout pulled out his Atomizer. This is no longer about who gets to use the teleporter first.
Medic: Wait! There is a better solution
Scout and Spy stop in their tracks.
Medic (With a Malevolent look on his face): If you both think that doing what you do is so hard, try taking a walk in each other's shoes.
Scout: Fine! Thanks, doc!
Spy: Of course, doctor. Thank you.
Spy put away his butterfly knife and Scout let his atomizer rest on his shoulder. They both walked off to the resupply room. Heavy then stepped onto the teleporter. "Thank you, doctor!", said Heavy, as he disappeared in a red flash. "Puttin' 2 people through tough times so you and your friend can be the first to use the teleporter? You're sick." Said Engineer, as he crossed his arms and shook his head. "Danke." Said Medic, as his grin grew wider.
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Team Fortress 2- JOB SWITCH
FanfictionScout and Spy both think that doing what they do is very difficult. One day, they argue over who should get to use the teleporter first. Medic says that he just wants to settle the argument, but in reality, he has other intentions. Find out more and...
