Hello I am pigg and I love the conk. The conk is hot I fukin love the conk. Ralp doesn't want me to fucc the conk but he won't notice cause he's too busy fuccing Jacc. Also samneric are super incestual it's so weird, unlike my love for the conk.
One day Jalph is off doing some bdsm shit and samneric is off fucking 69ing or whatever so I got the conk.
"Hello concc" I said to the concc.
The concc didn't reply.
"I love you concc"
The concc doesn't reply
I don't like when the concc doesn't reply to me. I look for one of Jesus Jr's shrooms and eat one super speedy quick.
"Well hello pigg" says the sexy concc.
"I love concc" I say, frothing at the mouth from the poisonous shroom
"I love you too pigg" the concc says.
I pull my pants down and just fucking shove that concc on my dicc.
"Mm yes thank piggu-chan" says the concc
I scream in agony as my dicc gets stuck in the fucking concc.
"Yes I am going to destroy that thicc pig dick of yours" the concc screams
I rip my dicc out of the conch and my whole penis comes off. I am dying from both the poison shroom and severe blood loss.
My death is pure ecstasy, which I was also on at the time. The concc stops being alive and so do I.
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