Me at school:
Eating watermelon.
Me: Hey can I have some watermelon?
Friend: Ok.
Sticks watermelon in her mouth and spits it at me.
Me: What the balls?!?
Friend: Haha.
Throws more watermelon at me.
Me; Stop it! Quit throwing Bashur bits at me!
Friend: *looks at me like I'm on drugs* Da fuq is a Bashur bit?
Me: A thing!
...I don't even.
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Book of rage
RandomWell, why the fuck not. In this book I just scream at things. Hope you like it maybe? I don't even know.