Bashur bits

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Me at school:

Eating watermelon.

Me: Hey can I have some watermelon?

Friend: Ok.

Sticks watermelon in her mouth and spits it at me.

Me: What the balls?!?

Friend: Haha.

Throws more watermelon at me.

Me; Stop it! Quit throwing Bashur bits at me!

Friend: *looks at me like I'm on drugs* Da fuq is a Bashur bit?

Me: A thing!

...I don't even.

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