I KNOW WHAT YALL THINKIN THIS AIN GOIN BE A LEMON U DIRTY TRASHBAGS
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"Oh, I just wanted to get to know you more." Sans replied. Flowey had mixed feelings. She wanted him to leave and to stay at the same time. "W-What you wanna ask me?" Flowey said. Sans smugly replied and scooted closer with, "Why ya stammerin'? Cat got ya tongue?" Flowey, embarrassed, looked down. " Aww c'mon. I was just jokin'" Sans said. Flowey replied back with "How about we have a drink or something?" "Sure".
TIME SKIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP~
They were mildly drunk, but not too much. "Howzabout we watch a movie or somethin'?" Sans said. "Suuuure....." Flowey said, having drank more than Sans. They turned on NetFlip and started to watch a movie. They soon fell asleep. Hours passed by. The TV automatically shut off. Midnight was reached. As soon as 11:59 changed to 12:00, Papyrus burst through the door, but (thankfully) not breaking it. "SANNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!" Both of them jolted awake, surprised. "I EXPECTED YOU TO BE AT HOME EARLIER!!!!" "Bro it just got to 12:00!" Sans said back. "I DONT CARE!!! COME HOME NOW!!!" yelled Papyrus.
Sans replied with "finneeeeeee.... "Time skiiiiiiippppp-----
Flowey woke up. "What happened yesterday?" she asked herself. She can remembered that she got drunk, fell asleep... That was pretty much it. She drank some water and left the house. Right before she opened the door, Sans opened it for her. "Heya. Umm.. Sorry about yesterday... " Sans said with a guilty look. "Oh, it's fine. How about we have a proper hangout?" Flowey said. "Sure!" Sans replied.
Later, they were talking and learning about each other. "Man, I'm hungry. " Flowey said. "I forgot to eat breakfast." Sans replied smugly with "What, you want some fertilizer?" Flowey laughed. "How about we have a pun contest?" Flowey said. "Ohh.. Your ready for a challenge!" Sans said, rubbing his hands together.
Left:Sans. Right:FloweyGO
I wasn't gonna get a brain transplant at first, but then I changed my mind.
You know about the guy whose
Whole left side was cut of? He's
All right now.
Tibia honest, I think that you already out of puns.
... You're right.With that the pun contest ended, and Sans chuckled. "Yawn know, I could go on and on." With that he did.
Ignoring Sans's puns, she walked up to him. Grabbing his arm, she said "You know, you're really growing on me.". It was a small chuckle at first but it turned into a hysterical laughter. As soon as they stopped, Papyrus burst through the door. "WHAT'S TAKING SO L-" Papyrus had walked on them holding hands. "AWWW NEW FRIENDS?" Papyrus said. Sans teleported out of the room while Flowey just shrugged.Sorry for not posting in so long! I was grounding from my phone. XD
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Sans x Nomidot!Flowey
FanfictionFor the sake of my sanity, there will be no lemons. Also, let's ignore the fact that Flowey is Asriel, and make Flowey female. Thank you!